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I'm a modern man.
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A man for the millennium.
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Digital and smoke free.
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A diversified.
Multi-cultural.
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Post-modern deconstructionist.
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Politically, anatomically
and ecologically incorrect.
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I've been up-linked
and downloaded.
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I've been inputted
and outsourced.
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I know the upside
of downsizing.
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I know the
downside of upgrading.
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I'm a high-tech low life.
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A cutting edge,
state of the art.
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Bi-coastal multi-tasker.
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And I can give you a
gigabyte in a nanosecond.
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I'm new wave.
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But I'm old school.
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And my inner child
is outward bound.
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I'm a hot-wired.
Heat seeking,
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warm-hearted cool customer.
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Voice-activated
and biodegradable.
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I interface from a database.
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My database is in cyberspace.
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So I'm interactive.
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I'm hyperactive
and from time to time.
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I'm radioactive.
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Behind the eight ball,
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ahead of the curve.
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Riding the wave,
dodging the bullet,
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pushing the envelope.
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I'm on point, on task,
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on message and off drugs.
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I got no need
for coke and speed.
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I got no urge
to binge and purge.
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I'm in the moment.
On the edge,
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over the top
but under the radar.
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A high concept, low profile,
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medium range
ballistic missionary.
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A streetwise smart bomb.
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A top gun bottom feeder.
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I wear power ties.
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I tell power lies.
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I take power naps.
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I run victory laps.
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I'm a totally
ongoing big foot,
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slam-dunk rainmaker
with a proactive outreach.
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A raging workaholic.
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A working rageaholic.
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Out of rehab and in denial.
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I got a personal trainer,
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a personal shopper,
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a personal assistant
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and a personal agenda.
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You can't shut me up.
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You can't dumb me down.
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Because I'm tireless
and I'm wireless.
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I'm a alpha male
on beta blockers.
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I'm a non-believer
and an overachiever.
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Laid back but fashion forward.
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Up front, down home,
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low rent.
High maintenance.
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Super size, long lasting,
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high definition, fast-acting,
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oven-ready and built to last.
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I'm a hands-on. Footloose.
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Knee jerk head case.
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Prematurely post-traumatic,
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and I have a love child
who sends me hate mail.
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But I'm feeling.
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I'm caring.
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I'm healing.
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I'm sharing.
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A supportive, bonding,
nurturing primary caregiver.
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My output is down,
but my income is up.
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I take a short position
on the long bond.
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And my revenue stream
has its own cash flow.
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I read junk mail.
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I eat junk food.
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I buy junk bonds.
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I watch trash sports.
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I'm gender specific,
capital intensive,
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user friendly
and lactose intolerant.
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I like rough sex.
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I like rough sex.
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I like tough love.
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I use the F word in my email.
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And the software
in my hard drive
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is hardcore, no soft porn.
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I bought a microwave
at a mini mall.
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I bought a minivan
at a megastore.
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I eat fast food
in the slow lane.
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I'm toll free. Bite size.
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Ready to wear and
I come in all sizes.
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A fully equipped,
factory authorized,
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hospital tested,
clinically proven,
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scientifically formulated
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medical miracle.
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I've been prewashed,
precooked, preheated,
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prescreened, preapproved,
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prepackaged, post-dated,
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freeze dried. Double
wrapped, vacuum packed
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and I have an unlimited
broadband capacity.
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I'm a rude dude.
But I'm the real deal.
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Lean and mean.
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Cocked, locked
and ready to rock.
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Rough, tough
and hard to bluff.
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I take it slow.
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I go with the flow.
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I ride with the tide.
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I got glide in my stride.
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Driving and moving.
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Sailing and spinning.
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Jiving and grooving.
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Wailing and winning.
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I don't snooze.
So I don't lose.
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I keep the pedal to the metal
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and the rubber on the road.
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I party hearty.
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And lunch time is crunch time.
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I'm hanging in.
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There ain't no doubt.
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And I'm hanging tough.
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Over and out.