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I'm a modern man.

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A man for the millennium.

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Digital and smoke free.

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A diversified.
Multi-cultural.

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Post-modern deconstructionist.

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Politically, anatomically
and ecologically incorrect.

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I've been up-linked
and downloaded.

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I've been inputted
and outsourced.

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I know the upside
of downsizing.

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I know the
downside of upgrading.

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I'm a high-tech low life.

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A cutting edge,
state of the art.

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Bi-coastal multi-tasker.

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And I can give you a
gigabyte in a nanosecond.

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I'm new wave.

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But I'm old school.

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And my inner child
is outward bound.

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I'm a hot-wired.
Heat seeking,

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warm-hearted cool customer.

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Voice-activated
and biodegradable.

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I interface from a database.

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My database is in cyberspace.

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So I'm interactive.

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I'm hyperactive
and from time to time.

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I'm radioactive.

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Behind the eight ball,

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ahead of the curve.

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Riding the wave,
dodging the bullet,

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pushing the envelope.

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I'm on point, on task,

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on message and off drugs.

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I got no need
for coke and speed.

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I got no urge
to binge and purge.

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I'm in the moment.
On the edge,

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over the top
but under the radar.

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A high concept, low profile,

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medium range
ballistic missionary.

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A streetwise smart bomb.

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A top gun bottom feeder.

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I wear power ties.

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I tell power lies.

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I take power naps.

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I run victory laps.

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I'm a totally
ongoing big foot,

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slam-dunk rainmaker
with a proactive outreach.

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A raging workaholic.

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A working rageaholic.

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Out of rehab and in denial.

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I got a personal trainer,

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a personal shopper,

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a personal assistant

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and a personal agenda.

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You can't shut me up.

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You can't dumb me down.

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Because I'm tireless
and I'm wireless.

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I'm a alpha male
on beta blockers.

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I'm a non-believer
and an overachiever.

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Laid back but fashion forward.

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Up front, down home,

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low rent.
High maintenance.

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Super size, long lasting,

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high definition, fast-acting,

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oven-ready and built to last.

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I'm a hands-on. Footloose.

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Knee jerk head case.

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Prematurely post-traumatic,

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and I have a love child
who sends me hate mail.

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But I'm feeling.

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I'm caring.

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I'm healing.

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I'm sharing.

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A supportive, bonding,
nurturing primary caregiver.

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My output is down,
but my income is up.

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I take a short position
on the long bond.

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And my revenue stream
has its own cash flow.

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I read junk mail.

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I eat junk food.

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I buy junk bonds.

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I watch trash sports.

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I'm gender specific,
capital intensive,

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user friendly
and lactose intolerant.

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I like rough sex.

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I like rough sex.

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I like tough love.

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I use the F word in my email.

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And the software
in my hard drive

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is hardcore, no soft porn.

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I bought a microwave
at a mini mall.

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I bought a minivan
at a megastore.

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I eat fast food
in the slow lane.

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I'm toll free. Bite size.

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Ready to wear and
I come in all sizes.

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A fully equipped,
factory authorized,

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hospital tested,
clinically proven,

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scientifically formulated

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medical miracle.

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I've been prewashed,
precooked, preheated,

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prescreened, preapproved,

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prepackaged, post-dated,

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freeze dried. Double
wrapped, vacuum packed

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and I have an unlimited
broadband capacity.

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I'm a rude dude.
But I'm the real deal.

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Lean and mean.

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Cocked, locked
and ready to rock.

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Rough, tough
and hard to bluff.

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I take it slow.

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I go with the flow.

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I ride with the tide.

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I got glide in my stride.

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Driving and moving.

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Sailing and spinning.

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Jiving and grooving.

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Wailing and winning.

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I don't snooze.
So I don't lose.

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I keep the pedal to the metal

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and the rubber on the road.

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I party hearty.

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And lunch time is crunch time.

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I'm hanging in.

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There ain't no doubt.

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And I'm hanging tough.

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Over and out.