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John Dies at the End
Jason Pargin, David Wong
Page: 464
Format: pdf, ePub, mobi, fb2
ISBN: 9781250830562
Publisher: St. Martin's Publishing Group
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John Dies at the End is a genre-bending, humorous account of two college drop-outs inadvertently charged with saving their small town—and the world—from a host of supernatural and paranormal invasions.
This updated special edition includes commentary from the characters and the author!
"[Jason Pargin] has updated the Lovecraft tradition and infused it with humor that rather than lessening the horror, increases it dramatically. Every time I set the book down, I was wary that something really was afoot, that there were creatures I couldn't see, and that because I suspected this, I was next. Engaging, comic, and terrifying." —Joe Garden, Features Editor, The Onion
"[Pargin] is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King... 'page-turner' is an understatement." —Don Coscarelli, director, Phantasm I-V, Bubba Ho-tep
STOP. You should not have touched this book with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me.
The important thing is this: The sauce is a drug, and it gives users a window into another dimension. John and I never had the chance to say no. You still do.
Unfortunately for us, if you make the right choice, we'll have a much harder time explaining how to fight off the otherworldly invasion currently threatening to enslave humanity.
I'm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind: None of this was my fault.
Lawrence Person reviews John Dies at the End - Locus
John Dies at the End is a weird, silly, lightweight, low-budget science fiction comedy. If you're in the mood for that, you'll enjoy it as
John Dies At the End - iTunes - Apple
Critics Consensus: Some will find the darkly funny, genre-bending incoherence of John Dies at the End charming; some will feel its zany
John Dies at the End - Goodreads
John Dies at the End is basically the story of the duo's struggle to save the world. The main body of the narrative is nested inside a frame story where Dave is
John Dies at the End | Fandango
What it gets instead is John and David, a pair of college dropouts who can barely hold down jobs. Can these two stop the oncoming horror in time to save
John Dies at the End - Macmillan
John Dies at the End is a genre-bending, humorous account of two college drop-outs inadvertently charged with saving their small town—and
John Dies at the End - Box Office Mojo
John Dies at the End. A new street drug that sends its users across time and dimensions has one drawback: some people return no longer human.
John Dies at the End - Rotten Tomatoes
A new drug promises out-of-body experiences, but users are coming back changed forever, and an otherworldly invasion of Earth is underway.Release Date (Streaming): Apr 2, 2013Release Date (Theaters): Jan 25, 2013 limitedBox Office (Gross USA): $141.3K Rating: 60% · 89 votes
John Dies at the End (2012) - Trivia - IMDb
John's full name, John Cheese, is a reference to Cracked.com comedy writer John Cheese (real name Mack Leighty) who co-wrote "John Dies at the End" and the
John Dies At The End [DVD] : Movies & TV - Amazon.com
Two college dropouts find themselves as humanity's last hope in this indie comedy horror from director Don Coscarelli. When a new drug named 'Soy Sauce'
John Dies at the End Quotes by David Wong - Goodreads
“Scientists talk about dark matter, the invisible, mysterious substance that occupies the space between stars. · “And watch out for Molly. · “Something coming
Plot Summary - John Dies at the End (2012) - IMDb
On the street they call it Soy Sauce, and users drift across time and dimensions. But some who come back are no longer human. Suddenly a silent otherworldly
John Dies at the End - Wikipedia
John Dies at the End is a comic horror novel written by David Wong that was first published online as a webserial beginning in 2001, then as an edited Author: David WongGenre: Horror, comedyPublication date: August 15, 2007Publisher: Permuted Press