Simon Van Kempen Releases the Worst Real Housewives Single Yet
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Leave it to Simon van Kempen, husband of Real Housewives of New York's Alex McCord, to take the cake with an astronomically bad creation. It's kind of like Simon's infamous red leather pants: uniquely offensive but simultaneously tacky in an obvious way. It's just a bad dance beat with him rhyming about life as a reality star. Yes, he is the first Housewife adjacent to sing about what it's like to actually be on the show. And it's so hard to be married to a almost celebrity. Life is just so grueling and full of drama and duplicity! Maybe that's why it's so bad. Or maybe it's the talk-singing that isn't as rappy as the Countess but not as obviously auto-tuned as Kimmy Z? I don't know and I can't think of it right now because I need to clean the blood off my headphones. Just a warning to all the Real Housewives out there: if we have to hear Lea Black's folk song or Jacqueline Laurita's polka we'll be arriving at the Real Housewives Institute with pitchforks and torches.
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